Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
A bear-icade
Big holes all over Australia !
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
They told him he was good at deriving
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."