Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A bi-polar bear.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
That's check, mate."
Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
Put him on stilts !
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.