Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.