Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.