Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

WomanBreastsR Divided

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.