All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Dubai fours
They ostrich-sized him
PIC on someone your own size!
Itali-cized.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Four-tified
Medium.
Pick on someone your own size.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A happy medium.
Australia.
A: It swells at night.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
The size of the tip.
A: Inflate it.
You stop feeding it.
Because size matters.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
In square feet.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
This is non-cents!
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
A rather excited moth
A. A **VERY** large moth...
So you can get traction in the mud.
a condom
Democracy
Join the Hare Force.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
