What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified