Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".