Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".