When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

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When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot