Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).