6 foot of snot
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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When it's snot.
I gotta run.
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
Because deep down, they're good people.
It's all about the execution
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
On television !
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Because it's the scenter!
