Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!