Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Public Pool Jokes More Public Pool Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!