Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!