Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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There goes my hero"

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The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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By 'elephone !

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Get in the trunk"

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All P

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