Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.