Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!