What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes More Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran