Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
Lie to me
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
A seasoned veteran.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
A: Pretty good
You washer and dryer.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.