How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.