Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.