What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.