What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum?

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