What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!