What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!