What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.