What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants