What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

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What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"