What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.