What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!