Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay