Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!