Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.