What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D