What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.