Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo