Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it