Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it