Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

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What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.