Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.