Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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They want to look like their mothers.

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

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So it would push back.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

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Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level