Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Jim shorts.

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Look for the one with shaved legs....

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Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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The Dark Knight Rises.

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Bicycle petals !

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite