What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."