Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"