Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling