Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog