Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!