What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.