What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)