Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)