What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!