What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.