What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil