What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch