What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*