What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk