What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.