What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code