How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Environmental Impact Statement Jokes More Environmental Impact Statement Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.