How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.