Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.