Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.