Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars