Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae