Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.