How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Stop those damn Thebes!"

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The crayon is non-toxic!

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