What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic