Would you pull that crap with a net?
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
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Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Rugs and kisses!
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
They both have wet noses.
A dog with pawlitical experience.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
One of them is a big puss
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
It's the world's quietest pervert.
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
In case he got a hole-in-one.