Would you pull that crap with a net?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Because they eggsplode. :D
Because I threw a microwave at him
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
they're both Paris shooters
An applause....
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
It uses a plant stand.
Because they have all of the anthers!
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
A Clark.
You Barium.
They all died Jung.
