Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !