Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!