Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..