Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.