What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.