What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu